Nothing says "my mother's an ignorant asshole" quite like, oh, letting her speak
- Mother, opening a present: Oh it's a vest! Is it reversible?
- Dad: Yeah, it goes both ways.
- Brother: I have a friend like that
- Mother: Ewwwwww. Guy or girl?
- Me: *was in the middle of leaving the room to get scissors, returned and tried to pretend nothing was wrong*
- Our dog Maggie: *ran into me very forcefully, trodding on my foot that was already bleeding because half my nail ripped off*
- Me: *starts crying, for more than one reason*
- Happy fucking holidays
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